• Me: So, what's your major?
  • Classmate: Bullshitting and crying.
  • Me: English?
  • Classmate: Yeah!
  • Me: Yeah, same.
"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

Harry Potter Pillow Set

Perfect accents for any Harry Potter fan’s bed or couch. House crests with corresponding colors fill the surfaces on this pillow set. Meausres 18” x 18”. Sold on Etsy.

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

beeishappy:

Photos of Jimmy doing the Polar Plunge makes my life 300% better.


MERYL -  I’ve never tweeted before

MERYL -  I’ve never tweeted before

fionagoddess:

Lupita Nyong’o  | 86th Annual Academy Awards - Press Room (March 2, 2014)

accioslothsplease:

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Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

cumberbuddy:

luciawestwick:

CONCEAL DON’T FEEL DON’T LET THEM KNOW

Inside ‘ohmygodohmydon’tlookatleogodohmygodfuckleoohmyglookedatleodon’tlaughyoupieceofshiofdmogfdjgomsliwjanywherebutleotheskyineedtofeelmybuttohisthatabutterfly’???? You take it all in, you tinker <3


Kevin Spacey attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood &amp; Highland Center - March 2, 2014

Kevin Spacey attends the 86th Annual Academy Awards held at Hollywood & Highland Center - March 2, 2014

"Teaching as a profession has no mystery. It has no mystique. It has no respect. We were students, and therefore we know teachers. We denigrate teachers. We criticize teachers. We can do better than teachers. After all: We do. They teach. We are wrong.
We need to honor teachers. We need to respect teachers. We need to listen to teachers. We need to stop reducing teachers to arbitrary measurements of student growth on so-called objective exams. Most of all, we need to stop thinking that we know anything about teaching merely by virtue of having once been students. We don’t know."

- “You think you know what teachers do. Right? Wrong.” x (via phenomenarwhal)

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

(via bohemianrandomnity)